Monday, 11 February 2013
Why the Pope resigned.
"Vat ist zist? Zis Donal Mc Keown keeps appearing on my list. No more, nein!"
"But Holy Father, there's really no one else."
"But vat about zat fine young priest I saw vit Brady's baggage?"
"Well, Holy Father, you'll remember that problem with the bookie..."
"Ans ze singing priest?"
"Sony won't release him, Holy Father"
"Vat about ze man in charge?"
"Ian Elliot's a protestant, Holy Father"
"Zat is it. Find me somezer to live. I'm rezigning"
"I believe the "Wing" in St Malachy's College is available, Holy Father"
Posted by Catholicus at 17:26
Labels: Belfast, bishops, Church in Ireland, Pope
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