Time for a post on fashion

Regular readers will appreciate my occasional posts on fashion - the boyfriend cardigan, the tights with shorts debate, Mischa Barton dressed like a candle and of course Suri Holmes, nee Cruise.

Now we have melting tights.

Shoes are pretty cool, though.

Meanwhile in Malaysia, Muslim clerics are warning parents that if their sons are wearing v-neck jumpers they're probably gay.

That explains why my elder son's school uniform has a round neck.