The things I have to put up with

I had some friends round on Saturday night and we were watching a film - The Grudge 2.

Apparently expecting people to turn their phones off during the film is unreasonable and controlling and I'm suffering from CDO (like "OCD" only with the letters in alphabetical order the way they should be).  Other symptoms, it seems, include putting three sweets in a line before you eat them.

Luckily I don't bear a grudge.